joe blob 3:14 Wed Aug 24
Where is the most unlikely place you've masturbated?
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The Joker
5:47 Thu Aug 25
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It was particularly apt as it was on Palm Sunday.
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jonthehammer
4:53 Thu Aug 25
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The Joker 4:18 Thu Aug 25
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Always on hand...........Joker :-)
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Mart O
4:20 Thu Aug 25
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Ag !
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The Joker
4:18 Thu Aug 25
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jonthehammer 2:06 Thu Aug 25
To be fair, you still gave a wonderful service.
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tanman
2:17 Thu Aug 25
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Sadly so Joker, a heavy price to pay for the thrice daily routine i enjoyed in that era.
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jonthehammer
2:06 Thu Aug 25
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The Joker 7:59 Wed Aug 24
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At my Grandad's funeral.
At the jokers grandads funeral
:-)
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The Joker
1:51 Thu Aug 25
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tanman 11:25 Thu Aug 25
I bet you wear glasses now.
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Iron Filings
1:17 Thu Aug 25
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In my seat at the Olympic Stadium, nobody minded really, they were more interested in whether I was going to stand up or sit....
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Mr. Burns
11:57 Thu Aug 25
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You animal tanman!
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tanman
11:25 Thu Aug 25
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When I was doing a summer job as a student in a warehouse in Brentwood I was responsible for cleaning up and keeping the place in order after the delivery drivers all left for the day.One of them had left a copy of the Daily Sport lying around which featured a Lindsey Dawn Mckenzie special, i ended up utilising a disposible plastic rubber glove to act as a recepticle for my cum. Another low point (or high) was the bog in Ladbrokes in Upminster when as a 20 year old a Sun left in the khazi featuring a young Jordan on Page 3 was enough to get me going.I used to work nights in an office and also did it at my desk when no else was in the office and with no restrictions on internet use I was surfing porn at work. All of these incidents occured between 1997-2000 when my hormones must have ben at their peak. Luckily such overpowering urges are consigned to history now.
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Aalborg Hammer
10:57 Thu Aug 25
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School holidays and my mate was sitting in his parents' new conservatory 'galloping the maggot' and he looked up and his neighbour was watching while he was trimming his leylandi bush 20 foot up on a scaffold
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Willtell
9:08 Thu Aug 25
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Bloody wankers!
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chajonbubble
8:41 Thu Aug 25
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In a jacuzzi at the local gym
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les marteaux
10:40 Wed Aug 24
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I once got stuck in a lift and started to masturbate but the other three people in there objected so I had to stop.
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cosmo smallpiece
10:08 Wed Aug 24
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In a shed full of tailors dummies somewhere in Upminster. I was busting for a shit and it was the only way to take the urge away.
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The Joker
7:59 Wed Aug 24
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At my Grandad's funeral.
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Bullet
7:42 Wed Aug 24
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To clarify my earlier post, this was purely for medical research purposes as they said the mrs couldn't get with bairn and they needed to determine if I was a Jaffa, needless to say I came out with flying colours and two new hammers are testament.
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BRANDED
7:33 Wed Aug 24
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While having a shit, logging on the who in the grand canyon. I'm sure I was doing something else at the time. Oh year, having sex too.
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Spandex Sidney
7:31 Wed Aug 24
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I once had a girlfriend who was obsessed with watching me masturbate. I thought it was nicely kinky at first but after a while it got a bit dull while she wanted it more and more. It became our sex life.
Sadly as a result these days I can only achieve orgasm if someone is watching. This means I get arrested a LOT.
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bruuuno
7:13 Wed Aug 24
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I once cracked one off in the back of an art lesson in year 7
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Bullet
6:43 Wed Aug 24
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Charing Cross Hospital
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